Category: 14
All Genres: Comedy, Music
Release Year: 1999
Country: USA
Runtime: 90
Rating: (0)
Languages: English
Director: Marty Callner
Sound: Stereo
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Writing by: Sandra Bernhard – writer

Produced by: Marty Callner – producer
Randall Gladstein – producer
Scott Noe – producer

Cast: Sandra Bernhard – Herself

Music: Shirley Walker
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Plot Outline: Dr. Alice Dodgson gets her medical license revoked after the death of one patient. She's facing the…
Plot: Dr. Alice Dodgson gets her medical license revoked after the death of one patient. She's facing the possibility of not get any job when she accepts to be the nurse for one young man who suffers of cephallitis called Wesley Claybourne. Aside from the sickness he's suffering Wesley believes he has been “touched” by some voodoo cult. While she stays in Jamaica, Dr. Dodgson will feel uncomfortable as she discovers that voodoo is not only a “state of mind” and could be a real threat to her life and Wesley's. She'll have to discover why she and her patient are targets of the voodoo curse.

Movie Quotes: The Crypt Keeper:”>in a fake Jamaican accent] Oh, what up my people? Welcome to Jamaica man! This is your old bosom bloody the Cryptkeeper.
Hot Girl: Nice hair.
The Crypt Keeper: Aint they cool? On me they call these “deadlocks”.
“>Cackles]
The Crypt Keeper: Woah! One of the things I love about Jamaica is the eye popping honeys. Of course, I'd prefer them with a little less meat on their bones, or better yet, just bones
“>Cackles. A woman brings him a drink with a shrunken head in it]
The Crypt Keeper: T'anks but that's not what I be meanin when I say I want a little head.
“>Cackles]
The Crypt Keeper: Anyway, mon, I just wrapped my new movie here in Jamaica, where they dance, smoke grass and all the nice girls be in the voodoo trance. What a place to work. You've got mangos, papayas,
“>Focus in on a woman's breasts]
The Crypt Keeper: tourists and they're all so delicous.
“>Cackles]
The Crypt Keeper: So enough of the jabberin'
“>We focus in on a woman lying on her back. She's slowly taking off her bra]
The Crypt Keeper: Our movie awaits… oy! So sit back and relaxe kiddies, and don't worry, be happy! The beast is yet to come! Hahahahahahaha!


Crazy Credits: We know about 4 Crazy Credits. One of them reads:
“No Animals were harmed in the making of this film ONLY ACTORS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM”

Goofs: We know about 40 goofs. Here comes one of them:
Errors in geography: Single-deck AMTRAK trains and Acela locomotives do not run through Arizona or New Mexico.

Trivia: There are 3 entries in the trivia list – like these:

• Originally intended to be produced by Universal as the third installment of a trilogy of "Tales from the Crypt" (1989) movies, but plans were scrapped after Bordello of Blood (1996) bombed in theaters.
• Miramax purchased the rights from Universal and removed all references to the "Tales from the Crypt" (1989). franchise so that it could be released as a stand alone movie.
• This is the last movie to be distributed by RKO.